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If a Man Answers

Chantal's Parisian mother hands her a dog-training manual as the secret recipe for making a husband happy.

  • Full Length Play
  • Comedy
  • 100 minutes

  • Time Period: Present Day
  • Target Audience: Teen (Age 14 - 18), Adult
  • Set Requirements: Interior set

  • Performance Group:
  • Community Theatre, College Theatre / Student, High School/Secondary
Chantal's Parisian mother hands her a dog-training manual as the secret recipe for making a husband happy. "You must treat him like a dog," she warns. So Chantal is soon trying such directions as: "Praise him when he is learning to fetch and carry." "Make the words 'come here' mean something pleasurable." "Be sure to frolic with your pet a part of every day." 

Chantal is doing fine in spite of the exotic models who swarm about her husband's studio until her friend Tina, a triple threat from Boston, comes to visit her. Chantal confides the secret of her happy marriage to Tina, who promptly tips off Chantal's husband. Fireworks follow! 

  • Casting: 4M, 9F

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Chantal's Parisian mother hands her a dog-training manual as the secret recipe for making a husband happy. You must treat him like a dog, she warns. So Chantal is soon trying such directions as: Praise him when he is learning to fetch and carry. Make the words 'come here' mean something pleasurable. Be sure to frolic with your pet a part of every day. Chantal is doing fine in spite of the exotic models who swarm about her husband's studio until her friend Tina, a triple threat from Boston, comes to visit her. Chantal confides the secret of her happy marriage to Tina, who promptly tips off Chantal's husband. Fireworks follow! One int. set. Approximate running time: 1 hour, 40 minutes.

$19.95