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Hell's Cafeteria

Superstar cafeteria chef Rodney "Rotten" Disposle is ready to make life miserable for everybody in another season of Hell's Cafeteria.

  • One Act
  • Comedy
  • 45 minutes

  • Time Period: Contemporary
  • Target Audience: Pre-Teen (Age 11 - 13), Teen (Age 14 - 18), Appropriate for all audiences
  • Set Requirements: Bare Stage/Simple Set

  • Performance Group:
  • Community Theatre, High School/Secondary
Superstar cafeteria chef Rodney "Rotten" Disposle is ready to make life miserable for everybody in another season of Hell's Cafeteria.

Disposle, who's never happy unless somebody is unhappy and isn't really happy even then, hosts the competition to find the best high-school cafeteria manager in the country -- by best, Disposle means the worst. If something is edible, Disposle is sure to find out and go on one of his yelling rants.

The strange contestants he has in this go-round of Hell's Cafeteria are sure to give him fits! There's a clown and a mime who only seem to know how to make cotton candy; a stressed-out hippie couple who just abandoned their restaurant, The Frantic Organic; and a cheerleader and a coach who think every great recipe has Gatorade in it.

But when Disposle comes in contact with Mrs. McWilliams, a sweet grandmother who just wants to share her muffin recipe, the game suddenly takes a bizarre turn. Will a winner for Hell's Cafeteria be announced? Will anybody make it through lunch? 

  • Casting: 2M, 3F
  • Casting Attributes: Room for Extras
  • Casting Notes: Up to 25 with extras, either gender.

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Superstar cafeteria chef Rodney Rotten Disposle is ready to make life miserable for everybody in another season of Hell's Cafeteria. Disposle, who's never happy unless somebody is unhappy and isn't really happy even then, hosts the competition to find the best high-school cafeteria manager in the countryeby best, Disposle means the worst. If something is edible, Disposle is sure to find out and go on one of his yelling rants. The strange contestants he has in this go-round of Hell's Cafeteria are sure to give him fits! There's a clown and a mime who only seem to know how to make cotton candy; a stressed-out hippie couple who just abandoned their restaurant, The Frantic Organic; and a cheerleader and a coach who think every great recipe has Gatorade in it. But when Disposle comes in contact with Mrs. McWilliams, a sweet grandmother who just wants to share her muffin recipe, the game suddenly takes a bizarre turn. Will a winner for Hell's Cafeteria be announced Will anybody make it through lunch Bare stage w/ props. Approximate running time: 45 minutes.

$19.95