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Beauty and the Beast. Really.

  • Rick Abbot
  • Full Length Musical, Comedy, 19th Century
  • 3M, 4F
  • ISBN: 9780573619069

Unexpected and hilarious twists make this version of the classic an entirely different romp for the whole family. Underlying the hilarity is a solid message about true beauty.

  • Full Length Musical
  • Comedy
  • 90 minutes

  • Time Period: 19th Century
  • Target Audience: Appropriate for all audiences
  • Set Requirements: Unit Set/Multiple Settings
  • Cautions: Alcohol
  • Orchestra Size: Piano Only

  • Performance Group:
  • Dinner Theatre, Community Theatre, High School/Secondary, Professional Theatre, College Theatre / Student
Unexpected and hilarious twists make this version of the classic an entirely different romp for the whole family.

The cast of seven play nine roles: Beauty, The Beast, Father, Mother, Stepsister, Boyfriend, a hound dog, a theatrical entrepreneur and a hopelessly inept tap dancer whose thankless job is to distract the audience during the scene alterations.

There is only a single set that ingeniously converts from farm to castle and back again in a few seconds. Underlying the hilarity is a solid message about true beauty.

  • Casting: 3M, 4F
  • Casting Attributes: Expandable casting, Color blind casting
  • Casting Notes: Actors play 9 roles
  • Chorus Size: No Chorus

BEAUTY - an absolutely stunning young lady
BEAST - an absolutely repulsive monster
LULA - Beauty's reasonably pretty stepsister
FATHER - a somewhat stolid farm-owner
HOLGA - Father's somewhat stolid wife
BEAU - a handsome young bucolic swain
HARRY - an ambitious theatrical entrepreneur
MAXINE - a not-very-talented tap dancer
SAM - a faithful and rather large hound dog