Prince Alan Alarming is in desperate need of an A in biology... and who better to help him than nerdy Princess Maria? But when the science fair comes up and Alan is completely unprepared, he sinks to a new low and weasels Maria's project away from her. The only problem - he's got to find a frog in time for the fair. (And Anytown's frog supply has been recently decimated by the kissing-frogs-to-get-princes fad.)

It appears Prince Alan is doomed to failure - until a new scientific finding gives him hope. According to research, when a prince kisses a princess he doesn't really love, she turns into a frog! So once again, Alan goes to Maria for help...of a very different kind!

Published in Tales from Anywhere: Two One-Act Plays.