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  • Janet Allard
  • Full Length Play, Comedy, Present Day
  • 6F
  • ISBN: 9780573663758

In this breezy "NASComedy" the fast lane is stalled to a screeching halt by the arrival of a woman driver on the NASCAR scene.

  • Full Length Play
  • Comedy

  • Time Period: Present Day
  • Set Requirements: Unit Set/Multiple Settings
In this breezy "NASComedy" the fast lane is stalled to a screeching halt by the arrival of a woman driver on the NASCAR scene, and egos get bruised as Holly "Legs" Nelson starts stealing the show, driving so fast some think she's cheating. Her rival, Hotshot, wants to sabotage her success, which results in a fast-paced story of NASCAR drivers and their kooky fans, all in pursuit of high-octane glory. And for the sexism of these chauvinist drivers? Well, they're all played by women!

  • Casting: 6F
  • Casting Attributes: Expandable casting
  • Casting Notes: Actors play several roles

  • HOLLY "LEGS" NELSON - The only "woman" on the circuit. She's sexy, claims her femininity. #8 L'EGGS PANTYHOSE CHEVY.
    KENNETH "ROCKY" KANE - The old pro. #17 COLONEL CLUCKER'S PONTIAC.
    KENNY "HOTSHOT" KANE 3rd - Last season's Rookie of the Year. Rocky's son. He's the guy to beat. #7 BIG RED GUM FORD.
    CHIP "CHIP" CHOWALSKY - 30's. A drive with some really bad luck. #13 LUCKY CHARMS DODGE.
    CHARLIE "SLY" FOX - A mysterious "man" in mirrored sunglasses and flashy clothes. #24 VICTORIA'S SECRET DODGE.
    FLIP - A race fan. Dad.
    JOANY - A race fan. Mom.
    CASSIE - A race fan. Their teenage daughter.
    MITCHIE - Their teenage son. Not a race fan.
    GRANDMA - Asleep at the track.
    A NAKED FAN - A genuine dedicated all-American NASCAR fan.
    THE INSPECTOR - The official NASCAR inspector. A cross between Doctor Ruth and Peter Lorre.
    THE MAN IN THE HAT - A good ol' boy. He owns NASCAR.
    CHICKEN #1 - The Official Mascot of Colonel Clucker's Chicken. A sponsor.
    THE NURSE - The official Nurse of NASCAR.
    CHICKEN #2 - Same suit, different person.
    FLOSSIE - Rocky's dead wife.
    THE WAITRESS - Just a waitress.
    RANDY "STONEWALL" JACKSON - An Announcer. From the South. Very Good Ol' Boy.
    RICHARD HARDEN - An Announcer. From the North. Very Ivy League.
    RICHARD PETTY - The king of racing.
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    In this breezy 'NASComedy' the fast lane is stalled to a screeching halt by the arrival of a woman driver on the NASCAR scene, and egos get bruised as Holly 'Legs' Nelson starts stealing the show, driving so fast some think she's cheating. Her rival, Hotshot, wants to sabotage her success, which results in a fast-paced story of NASCAR drivers and their kooky fans, all in pursuit of high-octane glory. And for the sexism of these chauvinist drivers? Well, they're all played by women!

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